ass

Any of several species of horse-like animals, especially Equus asinus, the domesticated of which are used as beasts of burden.

And Iesse tooke an asse laden with bread, and a bottle of wine, and a kid, and sent them by Dauid his sonne vnto Saul.

Thus the Aſſe having a peculiar mark of a croſſe made by a black liſt down his back, and another athwart, or at right angles down his ſhoulders; common opinion aſcribes this figure unto a peculiar ſignation; ſince that beaſt had the honour to bear our Saviour on his back.

A stupid or inconsiderate person.

Near-synonyms: fool, idiot, jerk, asswipe; see also Thesaurus:jerk

That new kid left the cap off the syrup bottle again! What an ass.

A compositor.

Sometimes by way of joke, and sometimes by way of irritation, compositors are called Asses by the pressmen.

The buttocks.

The anus.

Train compartment: two sick young junkies on their way to Lexington tear their pants down in convulsions of lust. One of them soaps his cock and works it up the other's ass with a corkscrew motion.

That does it! Now listen! Why is it that everything today has involved things either going in or coming out of my ass? I’m sick of it! It’s completely immature!

Sex; a person to have sex with; with vulgar emphasis on their corporeality (their body) over their personhood.

I'm going to go down to the bar and try to get me some ass.

piece of ass

Used in similes to express something bad or unpleasant.

I feel like ass today.

This room smells like ass.

A person; the self; (reflexively) oneself or one's person, chiefly their body.

Get your lazy ass out of bed!

We risk our asses out there every day.

Of low quality; bad.

On a recent episode of "The Justin Dunning Podcast," Starkel shared his thoughts on Martell, a former Ohio State quarterback, saying "he's ass my dude" in reference to Starkel.

For some reason, the teenager thought it’d be a good idea to criticize Newton and say he's "ass" and that he’s "about to be poor" because he's a free agent.