not hit a cow's arse with a banjo
To have poor aim, or to miss even an easy opportunity, particularly in sports.
ADJ.
over, professional
VERB + BANJO
become, bought, don't, house, love, loves, play, playing
BANJO + NOUN
christmas, everybody, knee, knees-up, player
PREP.
after, on, on, with
ADV.
anymore
noun
A stringed musical instrument (chordophone), usually with a round body, a membrane-like soundboard and a fretted neck, played by plucking or strumming the strings.
I come from Alabama with my banjo on my knee...
For quotations using this term, see Citations:banjo.
Any of various similar musical instruments, such as the Tuvan doshpuluur, with a membrane-like soundboard.
An object shaped like a banjo, especially a frying pan or a shovel.
A cul-de-sac with a round end.
They all came back here — we cleared the room and put up tables for the reception — and then we went to another house on the banjo for a "knees-up".
Billy Tower lived in the far left house in the banjo that was Dagenham's version of cul de sacs. The trouble was you could be seen from the house and, in the time it took to walk along the Banjo, drugs could be flushed away.
A miner's round-nosed shovel.
verb
To play a banjo.
To beat, to knock down.
Admitting the assault, the husband said that he had given her a 'banjoing' but that she had asked for it.
Madar was turfed out on a final misdemeanour of banjoing one of his teammates in training before a big game
To shell or attack (a target).
Riding reported that on the day Mayne had asked for DZ coordinates, their base had been banjoed by the Germans.
To have poor aim, or to miss even an easy opportunity, particularly in sports.
Synonym of play the devil with.
[…] and here it is that the two Dromios get their cue to come in and play the cat and banjo with our cabinet.
I come from Alabama with my banjo on my knee...
WiktionaryFor quotations using this term, see Citations:banjo.
WiktionaryThey all came back here — we cleared the room and put up tables for the reception — and then we went to another house on the banjo for a "knees-up".
WiktionaryAdmitting the assault, the husband said that he had given her a 'banjoing' but that she had asked for it.
WiktionaryMadar was turfed out on a final misdemeanour of banjoing one of his teammates in training before a big game
Wiktionary"Me and other folk were just trying to get the boot in and some other guy banjoed [decked] him”.
Wiktionaryi Register
In some senses, banjo is marked as slang, UK, British. Watch for register when choosing this word.