beshit

To soil with excrement; to defecate on (something).

He looked like one that had beshit the roast.

...So Ditton and Whiston may both be bepissed on And Whiston and Ditton may both be beshit on. Sing Ditton beshit on, and Whiston bepissed on. Sing Ditton and Whiston, and Whiston and Ditton, Beshit and bepissed on, bepissed on and beshit on.

To soil; to spoil; to defile; to befoul.

Man has an inexhaustible ability to beshit his environment, with politicians well in the lead.