blort

A snort of mucus or liquid out through the nose, as in response to something unexpected or funny, or the sound of blowing one's nose; also, a sniffle.

Beside her, Mistress Weatherwax began to snore again, which Tiffany took to mean that she was in her body. She gave the old woman a nudge, and the sound that had been a regular gnaaaargrgrgrgrg suddenly became blort.

"I can't stand it! He can't really mean he doesn't l-l-love me when I love him so much!" she wailed, crumpling to the floor like a discarded doll with complete disregard for her clothes. She blew her nose with musical blorts in between sobs.

Indicates the sound of defecation, especially into a diaper.

A metasyntactic variable, similar to foo and bar.

B BLORT ADD BRANCH TO BLORT

In all programming languages in which strings are defined, the underlying set of characters contains not only the letters of the alphabet, but also nonalphabetic characters such as '7' and '+. We will follow the notation used in most languages by enclosing strings in single quotes, so, for example, we can write the strings 'AARDVARK' and '% *blort!!'.

To defecate, especially into a diaper.

[In] every episode you make a cameo where you blort your diaper in the most inappropriate place

Good thing she's wearing a dress so her outfit doesn't tear if she blorts! Her clothes are safe and- ohnevermind