ceebs

Cannot be bothered.

"Okay I’m following on the extremely pricey Dyson with this cheapie – when I’m lazy and ceebs filling my entire eyebrows in with colour, I use this guy."

An activity for which one has little or no enthusiasm. Often accompanied by a size qualifier to signify the magnitude of the apathy.

"Don't understand why people wear make up on holiday, it's such a ceebs"

A humorous, fictional "illness" caused by a lack of enthusiasm for an activity.

"I've got a major case of the ceebs as regards making breakfast. If it was really that important I'd be bothered, right?"

An expression of a lack of enthusiasm for an activity.

"So, the essay's tomorrow… if you want to pass, you'll have to study tonight." "Ceebs!"