holy crap
An expression of amazement: holy cow, holy shit.
Holy crap, I can't believe we actually won!
noun
The husk of grain; chaff.
Something worthless or of poor quality; junk.
The long-running game show went from offering good prizes to crap in no time.
Nonsense; something untrue.
The college student boasted of completing a 10,000-word essay on Shakespeare, but that claim was utter crap.
Feces.
I stepped in some dog crap that was on the sidewalk.
An act of defecation.
I have to take a crap.
verb
To defecate.
That soup tasted funny, and now I need to crap.
To defecate in or on (clothing etc.).
He almost crapped his pants from fright.
To bullshit.
Don't try to crap me: I know you're lying.
adj
Of poor quality.
I drove an old crap car for ten years before buying a new one.