in the reign of Queen Dick
when pigs fly; never
noun
A male person.
THINGS YOU NEVER HEAR: "Please stop sucking my dick or I'll call the police."
If you simply stop letting your dick do the talking and listen to what others want, you can avoid a lot of difficult situations.
A male person. (countable and uncountable, informal, vulgar, slang) The penis.
A contemptible or obnoxious person; a jerk; traditionally, especially, a male jerk.
That dude is such a dick.
She's being such a dick about all this.
Absolutely nothing.
Last weekend I did dick.
Cool, whatever you say, slick, but I need to tell you something about all your skills. As of right now, they mean precisely… dick.
Sexual intercourse with a man.
You better try and get some dick and take your mind off this bullshit.
Much like quicksand, dicksand is what girls get caught in when they're obsessed with their crush, boyfriend, husband, or anyone giving them dick.
verb
To mistreat or take advantage of somebody (often with around or up).
Dude, don't let them dick you around like that!
To penetrate sexually.
Homeboy, throw in the towel / Your girl got dicked by Ricky Powell
Listen, this old gal we going to see probably don't like liquor and drinking, so be cool. I'm just gon borrow a few bucks off her. I ain't never dicked her or nothing.
noun
A detective.
private dick, railroad dick
“I am a detective,” said Hercule Poirot with the modest air of one who says “I am a king.” “Good God!” The young man seemed seriously taken aback. “Do you mean that girl actually totes about a dumb dick?”