in the reign of Queen Dick
when pigs fly; never
ADJ.
dependent, late, mad, private, right
VERB + DICK
called, come, don't, dying, let, letting, made, mis-shapen
DICK + NOUN
drew, i'll, i'm, lotion, photo, piano, railroad, traffic
PREP.
after, around, down, on, up, up, with
ADV.
sometimes
noun
A male person.
THINGS YOU NEVER HEAR: "Please stop sucking my dick or I'll call the police."
If you simply stop letting your dick do the talking and listen to what others want, you can avoid a lot of difficult situations.
A male person. (countable and uncountable, informal, vulgar, slang) The penis.
A contemptible or obnoxious person; a jerk; traditionally, especially, a male jerk.
That dude is such a dick.
She's being such a dick about all this.
Absolutely nothing.
Last weekend I did dick.
Cool, whatever you say, slick, but I need to tell you something about all your skills. As of right now, they mean precisely… dick.
Sexual intercourse with a man.
You better try and get some dick and take your mind off this bullshit.
Much like quicksand, dicksand is what girls get caught in when they're obsessed with their crush, boyfriend, husband, or anyone giving them dick.
verb
To mistreat or take advantage of somebody (often with around or up).
Dude, don't let them dick you around like that!
To penetrate sexually.
Homeboy, throw in the towel / Your girl got dicked by Ricky Powell
Listen, this old gal we going to see probably don't like liquor and drinking, so be cool. I'm just gon borrow a few bucks off her. I ain't never dicked her or nothing.
noun
A detective.
private dick, railroad dick
“I am a detective,” said Hercule Poirot with the modest air of one who says “I am a king.” “Good God!” The young man seemed seriously taken aback. “Do you mean that girl actually totes about a dumb dick?”
when pigs fly; never
An idiot or foolish person.
Semen.
It took me and Chauncey about a good five minutes after that to catch our breaths before straightened up and heading out, leaving the homeowner to whack himself off to a satisfying
Erectile dysfunction caused by methamphetamine use or other drug use.
A former hustler who has been at this bar every night this week says "crystal dick" isn't a problem for him, but he has seen others rub their dicks so raw that they bleed.
Impotence caused by heavy drinking.
Objective: There's no objective; you just roll the dice and drink. There's also no winning or losing, unless you consider drinking a lot winning, in which case you'll be the gold m
THINGS YOU NEVER HEAR: "Please stop sucking my dick or I'll call the police."
WiktionaryIf you simply stop letting your dick do the talking and listen to what others want, you can avoid a lot of difficult situations.
WiktionaryI'm over here stroking my dick. I got lotion on my dick right now. I'm just stroking my shit. I'm horny as fuck man I'm a freak man like for real.
WiktionaryDude, don't let them dick you around like that!
WiktionaryHomeboy, throw in the towel / Your girl got dicked by Ricky Powell
WiktionaryListen, this old gal we going to see probably don't like liquor and drinking, so be cool. I'm just gon borrow a few bucks off her. I ain't never dicked her or nothing.
Wiktionaryi Register
In some senses, dick is marked as obsolete, informal, slang, vulgar, derogatory. Watch for register when choosing this word.