old fart
An elderly person, especially one who holds old-fashioned views.
verb
To emit digestive gases from the anus; to flatulate.
I fart with twenty ladies by; / They call me beast; and what care I?
To emit (fumes, gases, etc.).
Above his head the funnel farted black soot into the sky.
We’ve been stuck behind a Ford Escort farting black smoke for ten minutes.
noun
An emission of digestive gases from the anus; a flatus.
I think I heard a fart. Was it you, Nigel?
Silent farts are often the smelliest.
An irritating person; a fool.
One who is inflexibly meticulous.
noun
A trans-exclusionary radical feminist (TERF).
Reminder that FARTs don't actually believe trans women are men. They don't speak to people they think are men the way they do to trans women.
“Blaming trans people for everything” is to FARTs as Three Blind Mice is to the bloody recorder.