handi-wipe

A wet wipe.

Actually I suspect that at the moment you are smoking crack and reaching for a jar of vaseline while you peruse the nudie GIFs. Just be sure to get a handi-wipe for your video screen. Remind me to wish you many happy returns on your 14th birthday.

The "Resusci"(tm) Face Shield "for Protected mouth-to-mouth resuscitation" by Laerdal Medical Corp. is the one I carry with me. I received it at the end of one CPR class. Actually, I feel instructors should distribute them at the end of every class. Ask for them! They are slightly larger than one of those handi-wipe packets.

Alternative letter-case form of handi-wipe.