masturbatory

Of or relating to masturbation.

A common belief is that women are slower than men in their sexual responses, but the masturbatory data do not reflect that opinion.

Excessively self-absorbed or self-indulgent.

A 2025 phenomenon involving teenagers and masturbatory twentysomethings with limited education and experience given the authority to tell five-star generals, former presidents, cabinet secretaries, academics, and ambassadors how to do their jobs.

vain, futile, pointless (having no real substance, value, or importance)