pull one's pud
To masturbate.
Why wouldn't he even answer the door? Was he in there pulling his pud or something?
ADJ.
dearest, half-awake
VERB + PUD
standing, take
PUD + NOUN
stoneham
PREP.
in
noun
Pudding (either sweet or savoury).
noun
Penis.
Standing there, half-awake, pud in hand, he feels washed out and hungover, though he hasn't touched a drop in weeks.
noun
Child's hand; child's fist.
The kangaroos — your Aborigines — do they keep their primitive simplicity un-Europe-tainted, with those little short fore puds, looking like a lesson framed by Nature to the pickpocket!
noun — (British) the dessert course of a meal (`pud' is used inform
To masturbate.
Why wouldn't he even answer the door? Was he in there pulling his pud or something?
Standing there, half-awake, pud in hand, he feels washed out and hungover, though he hasn't touched a drop in weeks.
WiktionaryThe kangaroos — your Aborigines — do they keep their primitive simplicity un-Europe-tainted, with those little short fore puds, looking like a lesson framed by Nature to the pickpocket!
WiktionaryMy dearest Pud, …
Wiktionary"Now take me to Pud Stoneham," said the sheriff to Jerry. "I've been lookin' for him for 'most a month. He's wanted for a dozen crimes."
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