pull one's pud
To masturbate.
Why wouldn't he even answer the door? Was he in there pulling his pud or something?
pud
UK /pʊd/ US /pʊd/
noun 5name 1
Definitions
noun
1
Pudding (either sweet or savoury).
noun
1
Penis.
Standing there, half-awake, pud in hand, he feels washed out and hungover, though he hasn't touched a drop in weeks.
noun
1
Child's hand; child's fist.
The kangaroos — your Aborigines — do they keep their primitive simplicity un-Europe-tainted, with those little short fore puds, looking like a lesson framed by Nature to the pickpocket!
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