scrump

Anything small or undersized.

A withered, shrivelled, or undergrown person.

A small apple.

To gather windfalls or small apples left on trees.

To steal fruit, especially apples, from a garden or orchard.

(we've all seen trees, and arent Adam and Eve condemned for having gone scrumping?; interestingly a great philosopher recalled Saint Augustine spent a lot of his long life being racked with guilt for having gone scrumping for some pears when he was a boy! ...)

[I]t was something that every schoolboy of my generation almost `had' to do, as obligatory a proof of impending manliness as scrumping apples or pulling girls' pigtails. I told myself I'd never scrump gooseberries again, or go scrumping apples with Huw and Moi ...

To pinch, stint; to beat down in price.

To have sex.