snoregasm

A very unsatisfying or obviously fake orgasm.

[…] therapists deal with wives not being satisfied by husbands who perform quickly, get their orgasm, and go to sleep, “leaving her frustrated and deciding whether to kill him or bring herself to climax” having a “snorgasm” (Schnarch, 1991, p. 18).

A wet dream.

That night I have a snoregasm. I might have dreamt about Irene. I don't want to throw my underpants in the laundry, because she might see the dried stain.

Both parents were still in bed, the mother as quiet as a corpse, the father snoring so loudly that anyone listening might have thought he was having a “snoregasm.” Clifford wrote his parents a note: “I have left to explore Tucumcari while the weather is cool.”

Anything that is very boring.

This is the cafeteria, and there's the cafeteria lady. Hi. And that's our American flag... Tina, no offense, but this tour is giving me a snoregasm. Show me something good.

“A total snoregasm,” Shelby said. “And where were you yesterday? I called you a thousand times!” Riley opened her mouth but Halloran cut in with a sharp look.