spatula

A kitchen utensil consisting of a flat surface attached to a long handle, used for turning, lifting, or stirring food.

A kitchen utensil consisting of a flexible surface attached to a long handle, used for scraping the sides of bowls.

A palette knife.

A thin hand tool, often made of nickel, for handling chemicals or other materials, when weighing, etc.

A tongue depressor.

To lift with or as if with a spatula.

A book on Pastels referes [sic] to a rough Modeling paste to be spatulaed over cotton duck.

So if you get road-pizzaed, should you have to pay in order to get yourself spatulaed off of the street?

To strike with a spatula.

Or if you're a Ranma Character. I mean, they've been kicked/punched/thrown/hammered/spatulaed into the stratosphere enough times, you gotta figure they've developed a prretty high threshold of pain/injury.

i.....am............dying.....................i'vebeen..............spatula'd........................to.........death...