I'll be a monkey's uncle
Often preceded by well: expressing complete surprise or disbelief.
Well I’ll be a monkey's uncle! I would never have thought that tourists would go into space!
noun
The brother or brother-in-law of one’s parent.
And it was while all were passionately intent upon the pleasing and snake-like progress of their uncle that a young girl in furs, ascending the stairs two at a time, peeped perfunctorily into the nursery as she passed the hallway—and halted amazed.
The male cousin of one’s parent.
Used as a fictive kinship title for a close male friend of one's parent or parents.
Used as a title for the male companion to one's (usually unmarried) parent.
A source of advice, encouragement, or help.
intj
A cry used to indicate surrender.
verb
To address somebody by the term uncle.
To act like, or as, an uncle.
Betelgeuse Five, where he both fathered and uncled Ford