ak

Cops got AKs, y'all only got pumps, that shit's just dumb.

Ak is the Master Woodsman of the world; he sees everything, and knows more than the sons of men.

"And what did you do, Ak?" asked the Queen, breathlessly.

She had decided to see with her own eyes this infant Ak had told of, for she had never yet beheld a child of man.

Ak, as was his habit when in thought, stroked his grizzled beard slowly.

"Childhood is the time of man's greatest content," said Ak. "'Tis during these years of innocent pleasure that the little ones are most free from care."