doink

To have sex with.

You kind of want to doink him, don't you?

“I'm open to it, I-I just... I don't want it to affect our friendship.” “What friendship?” “Oh, no, we don't really like you that much. I-I wouldn't say we are friends.” “No.” “Okay, then why do you want to doink me?” [exclaims in Greek] [laughing] “This guy doesn't understand women at all.”

To bounce after a collision.

The ball doinked off the left upright of the goal.

A fool; a jerk; a worthless person.

High school crowds; doinks with nothing better to do than come down to this pisshole and wave through the glass partition at the biggest jerk in the whole gang.

'Mayday... Mayday...' Rimmer turned. 'I wonder why it's "Mayday"? […] The distress call. Why d'you say "Mayday"? It's just a bank holiday. Why not "Shrove Tuesday" or "Ascension Sunday"?' […] 'It's French, you doink. Help me - m'aidez. How much food is there?'

A joint (cannabis cigarette).