any hole's a goal
Any receptive sex partner (or orifice) is acceptable.
See, I don't really like screwing men, although any hole's a goal and all that, but women are soft and smooth and weak and small. They're easy to grab, easy to control.
ADJ
open
The team scored easily because the goalkeeper was injured and left the goal completely open.
VERB + GOAL
go in, play in
The backup striker had to play in goal after the regular goalkeeper was sent off.
PREP
in ~
The new goalkeeper will be in goal for tomorrow's match against Liverpool.
ADJ
brilliant, excellent, good, great, spectacular, stunning, superb, well-taken
scrappy, soft
The defender made a terrible mistake, allowing a scrappy goal in the final minute.
decisive, winning | equalizing | important, useful, vital
own
The defender made a terrible own goal in the final minutes of the match.
VERB + GOAL
get, score | kick | head (in)
make
Sarah made an impressive goal in the final minutes of the match yesterday.
concede, give away, let in
allow, disallow
The goalkeeper managed to allow an easy goal in the first half of the match.
GOAL + VERB
come from sb/sth
Sarah's winning goal came from an unexpected pass by her teammate in the final minutes.
PREP
~ against
Brazil had never conceded more than two goals against any opponent in that tournament.
~ for
She scored an impressive goal for her team in the final match of the season.
~ from
The winning goal from Sarah in the final minute gave the team their first victory.
ADJ
immediate, short-term
My short-term goal is to improve my English before I start university next year.
long-term, ultimate | main, major, primary, prime | clear, explicit, specific
ambitious
My sister has ambitious goals to become a doctor and open her own clinic someday.
modest | desirable | achievable, attainable, realistic | unattainable, unrealistic | elusive | personal
common
Both teams shared a common goal of winning the championship this season.
twin
Her business plan had twin goals: to make profit and help the local community.
strategic | political
VERB + GOAL
have
She had a clear goal of finishing her degree before starting her new job.
establish, set (sb) | pursue, strive for, work towards | achieve, attain, reach
PREP
~ of
The team's goal of winning the championship motivated them to practice every single day.