bidet

A low-mounted plumbing fixture or type of sink intended for washing the external genitalia and the anus.

A small horse formerly allowed to each trooper or dragoon for carrying his baggage.

For joy of which I will return to myself, mount my bidet in a dance

Joe Biden.

That's Joe Bidet.

Every minute it continues, it makes the aftermath problems more frightening to me," said Sen. Joe "Buckwheat" Bidet, Democrapic Chairman of the Foreign Relations Committee. Speaking to the Council on Foreign Relations, a leftist group of foreign policy wonks, Bidet said he feels that a little careful bombing might be needed to help protect U.S. Special Forces operations, but it creates a scary problem. Bidet stressed that, like most Democratic weenies, he is afraid to challenge President Bush - but the "honeymoon' might get rockier soon."